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A look at the day’s updates in the coronavirus pandemic, from faster tests finally rolling out in the U.S. and states addressing the mask shortage, to restrictions on going out in pairs in Germany and a postponed Tokyo Olympics. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #DesiLydic
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  • JayBirdFPV !
    JayBirdFPV !

    Come on man! quit bashing our president. That’s what’s really wrong with our country today.

  • Jade Purp
    Jade Purp

    Great mix of comedy and sensitivity. Great job!

  • John Sadiq
    John Sadiq

    Please add laugh track, the jokes will be 10 times funnier if added

  • Gayl0rd332
    Gayl0rd332

    why does this feel like a movie with very bad acting

  • Brad Eakin
    Brad Eakin

    Not nearly as funny without the laugh track. The lack of talent on full display.

  • Hefesto
    Hefesto

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="390">6:30</a> this police is in spain this is catalonia and they speak catalan

  • Prob_io
    Prob_io

    God you killed me brother

  • Eric Mendenhall
    Eric Mendenhall

    Trevor noah is painfully unfunny

  • Spooky Salem
    Spooky Salem

    Willing toilet paper to their grandchildren? That's pretty optimistic homie lol

  • Mister Roar
    Mister Roar

    Trever Noah 2020

  • Scott Hart
    Scott Hart

    Does anyone really think this guy is funny? Literally the worst comedian/late night host I've ever seen. Thanks affirmative action.

  • Cate Brooks
    Cate Brooks

    Petty, narcissistic Trump needs to be booted out! Maybe right now... he's endangering millions of lives by his inaction, misactions, and greedy self centeredness. I don't care if he's eventually doing what's needed: it's HIS fault it's as bad as it in the U.S.

  • BIGWooDaGAiN
    BIGWooDaGAiN

    I could not understand the Reporters question at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="510">8:30</a> and what Trump hast answered. Please help me out, thank you!

  • Pedro Guida
    Pedro Guida

    Man, shave, get dressed and be proper.

  • Corey Godwin
    Corey Godwin

    They cut the result time down to 45 minutes but we can't find the cure in 1 week

  • Michelle King
    Michelle King

    LMAO... she said "main city"... "alabama city"... "america city" lmao.... hilarious

  • That Forex Cash Money Code
    That Forex Cash Money Code

  • shahid hussain
    shahid hussain

    You can use water instead of toilet paper.... Taught by Islam.. The Righteous religion

  • OfficiallyEdi
    OfficiallyEdi

    I love how Trevor has done the best of the late night talk show hosts with adapting to the in-home NOsoft creator style updates. I really appreciate the fact that he's taking this seriously and is still able to fit hit style of informative comedy into segments like these. Thank you, Trevor & Trevor's team.

  • Jamie Horne
    Jamie Horne

    My step dad's birthday and he was gifted with four rolls of toilet paper

  • Queenstar Abekah
    Queenstar Abekah

    Can Trevor Noah like marry me?!❤️🤷🏾‍♀️ I love you so much!

  • Agbor Ayancha
    Agbor Ayancha

    The lady 😂😂😂

  • Arjav Patni
    Arjav Patni

    Trump is a joke and has made the USA a joke in front of the world.

  • Robin Smith
    Robin Smith

    Some cloud jokes please.

  • Moot Point
    Moot Point

    The best

  • Chelsea ちぇるしい
    Chelsea ちぇるしい

    The only source of news I appreciate right now. Your humor makes dreadful stuff easier to accept.

  • Chathushka Subasinghe
    Chathushka Subasinghe

    Hey Trevor.. if you are running out of toilet papers you can use water.. 😎 dont worry.. 😋

  • deseray Dugan
    deseray Dugan

    We have alot in common i would love to hangout for a day conversations about GOD and science ...and climate change..topics i would love to hear your own opinion and to just break down some shit i cant wrap my head around things that drive me crazy on a daily basis.. THE WORLD AND WHY ITS SO BACKWARDS?? Help me to make it make sense!!! Ex: why do we punish hard for light crimes and light punishment for hard crimes?#mindofaoverthinker 😕

  • Teresa Rowe
    Teresa Rowe

    “I almost spanked him bcuz I thought he said a bad word” !! Lol

  • Kashyap Goswami
    Kashyap Goswami

    don't you have any vidoes of Indian police

  • ANUBHA JAIN
    ANUBHA JAIN

    Why is the volume level so messed up in the daily show videos sometimes? Like I have the volume on full blast and yet all I hear is a murmur

  • Thragon68
    Thragon68

    yet another brilliant person misusing their energy.... Consider you don't know all that's really going on. Consider the "info" you're getting from the media is overblown...it's not like they haven't been guilty of that in the past. Consider the president wants to tell you more but there are sensitive operations going on around the world and here in America.... Consider that if he did tell you something, the media would accuse him of being crazy or lying... as they do regularly... Consider there is something called military intelligence, actual persons investigating things, which the likes of you think are conspiracy theory....like you were taught to.... Consider there are groups, organizations that fund terrorists and plan pandemics...Consider most mainstream media outlets are heinous complicit in this operation....Consider it is a real virus but not spread organically, but being spread manually by these operatives...Consider the president knows this and the military knows this and the operations around the world are to put a halt to this manufactured pandemic....hence, why he wasn't worried, because they had a plan to stop it....Consider the lockdown is to help prevent further cases of infection as well as keep people out of harm's way as the operations unfold...Consider there is a cure and has been administered worldwide...look up at the chemtrails above you.....Consider all the troops sent to Europe recently -30,000 U S troops and 7000 troops from other countries. What could they be doing as the media is silent on it"....Consider all those troops not wearing any protective gear against this virus....There is so much more to reality than you allow yourselves to consider.... Truth is stranger than fiction

  • Karen Eggenschwiler
    Karen Eggenschwiler

    How about reporting on Switzerland? How is your dad?

  • Janelle Atkinson
    Janelle Atkinson

    That was an fracking amazing accent that you did for the Italian part.

  • Joze Francizko
    Joze Francizko

    Her roots are showing, and I'm not talking about her ancestry. 😁

  • Joze Francizko
    Joze Francizko

    Self-Quarantining: You can smell your own farts only...not others'. 🤭

  • Joze Francizko
    Joze Francizko

    How Horrible To Be Stuck At Home With Your Own Kids !!! 😝

  • Joze Francizko
    Joze Francizko

    "The Great Trumpression"

  • Joze Francizko
    Joze Francizko

    It would be difficult to "wipe yourself" with a "calculator"...It might "multiply" on your fingers !!! Yikes !!!

  • Joze Francizko
    Joze Francizko

    New COVID19 Symptoms: "A Lack of Sense of Smell" ...and "A Lack of Life." 😬

  • Beverly Adams
    Beverly Adams

    I know Trevor doesn't have any control over the ads that come up during his show on NOsoft but the Epoch Times just had an ad and it was just...bizarre.

  • Hajara Hamza
    Hajara Hamza

    That's right. An entire bus in India goes into lockdown"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Nicky Nattanuch
    Nicky Nattanuch

    Now I understand why the Italian mobsters are the legendary gangster.

  • Kudzai Ryan Kafesu
    Kudzai Ryan Kafesu

    Trevor sounds less funny without the studio audience 🤔

  • Michael Ham
    Michael Ham

    I feel like trevor is less funny without the audience laughing.

  • Troy Truong
    Troy Truong

    My 4 yoa nephew knows all states capital within a week after i bought him a US puzzle map. He can recite all states in abc order! I cant even name 3 states in order. Lol

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams

    WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD OF BEEN A MOTHER WHO BABY SIT THEIR WHO KIDS, THAT'S HOW THE BABY SITTERS FEELS WHIL SOME FAMILY IS AT WORK. AND THEIR KIDS IS BEHAVING WITH BABY SITTERS, WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THEM....BY GIVING BABY SITTERS LOTS OF , STRESS AND BLOOD PRESSURE. ....CORONAVIRUS IS TEACHING MOST OF US PARENTS HOW IT FEELS WHEN TEACHERS OF THESE CHILDREN ALL DAY, BABIES, TODDLERS, INFANTS AND TEENAGERS....TRAIN UP KIDS PROPERLY AND WHEN THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS LIKE THIS, THE HOUSE WITH KIDS WILL NOT BE A ZOO OR WAR ZONES...CORONAVIRUS IS A LESSON TO TO EVERYONE TO APPRECIATE WHAT GOD GIVE. US ON EARTH OR GOD WILL DESTROY....EXACTLY WHAT GOD IS DOING. NO ONE APPRECIATE GOD ABOVE, OR THE LONG LIFE GOD GAVE MOST OF US. REMEMBER IS GOD, PUT US TO SLEEP AND WAKE US UP IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND HAVE A HEALTHY BRAIN, AND TO BE WISE WITH KNOWLEDGE....REMEMBER NO COUNTRY IS POWERFUL OR NO ONE ON EARTH OR MEN IS POWERFUL. BUT GOD THE MAN ABOVE... GOD IS VERY ANGRY WITH THE WORLD ON THE EARTH AND THE WICKED PEOPLE ON EARTH.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams

    FRIGGING LYING CORRUPT NONSENSE PHARAOH THE LYING LEADER WRITING KIN JONG UN'S , THAT PHARAOH WILL IN THE CORONAVIRUS REALLY COMMANDER OF THIEF?????...PHARAOH THE COMMANDER OF THIEF CANNOT HELP USA AND ESPECIALLY NEW YORK CITY WITH ENOUGH VENTILATORS MUCH LESS...PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER WANT TO HELP ANOTHER COUNTRY WHAT FRIGGING BC...JACKASS...??????

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams

    PHARAOH THE LYING COMMANDER OF THIEF PHARAOH THE USA LEADER DOESN'T CARE ABOUT REPUBLICAN REPUBLICAN ROMNEY. HE IS SICK WITH CORONAVIRUS...THAT MEANS THE WHITE HOUSE IS CONTAMINATED WITH CORONAVIRUS. CORRUPT REPUBLICAN GOVERNMENT TELL THE TRUTH FRIGGING LIARS.

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams

    TRUE THAT. NEW YORK CITY, NEEDS TO FRIGGING OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND FIND SOMETHING TO DO INSIDE THEIR HOME. DO BE OUTSIDE unless IS TYE SUPER MARRKETS, PHARMACY , OR GOING TO WORK, NURSES. OR NUSES AIDES, AND HOSPITALS. GET OFF THE FRIGGING STREETS AND STOP SPREAD CORONAVIRUS O. NEW YORK CITY STREETS...

  • Jamie ModelVsDirector
    Jamie ModelVsDirector

    😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • Aaron Seet
    Aaron Seet

    So she's the one who stole my t-shirt.

  • Norm Ramspeck
    Norm Ramspeck

    Please fix your mic I can barely hear you

  • Shannon C
    Shannon C

    Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.

  • Scorpius Jones
    Scorpius Jones

    Desi is freaking hilarious 😄

  • Zo Lbz
    Zo Lbz

    lmao go play video games

  • Elisabeth
    Elisabeth

    You ppl wanted kids, now CHOKE on them. I have a Rotti and I love being with him. I have a huge yard. A private beach near by. I take lots of naps. Treats. I love it. I was prepared for this forever

  • Elisabeth
    Elisabeth

    Your accent is adorable

  • ALarson323
    ALarson323

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="227">3:47</a> Correction: Jolly Green Giant would be out there selling his KIDNEY BEANS! Haha

  • ABBAdeius
    ABBAdeius

    i want a drink- now!

  • Lina Rathod
    Lina Rathod

    That

  • Lina Rathod
    Lina Rathod

    It wount happen in kenya either...police acting like goons ...Trevor...u should touch on what

  • mayankaism
    mayankaism

    #TrevorForPresident

  • latropajaleosa
    latropajaleosa

    I am glad you are practicing solidarity. What the country needs is just another person looking for a lack of solidarity. As if you know everything... I can't watch you again!!!

  • Lucy Yeager
    Lucy Yeager

    Just shared the Desi video chat with my 9 year old - thanks for the belly laughs. I also wanted him to hear from an intelligent male role model - thank you Mr. Noah!

  • Shivam Chaturvedi
    Shivam Chaturvedi

    Just me or is Trevor's audio too low?

  • Newton Newton
    Newton Newton

    oh oh corona lolll

  • Lanfeartyve
    Lanfeartyve

    I'm Desi!! Help me!

  • MolecularPTSDNeuroscience
    MolecularPTSDNeuroscience

    Good day Mr. Noah, My name is Nicole and I am an undergraduate student who is also a researcher. I found this exciting opportunity for all researchers and people, to use their skills and volunteer to help other scientists working directly with COVID 19. I think this is wonderful, and I intend to volunteer my time. Let the scientific community band together, and do what we do best, use science to help the world. Even if your not a scientist you can still help volunteer! If you could share this on your show I feel it would help people in this time of crisis, maybe even mitigate social isolation one feels during social distancing. This would be really helpful to share and help each other. crowdfightcovid19.org/volunteers Thank you for your time and consideration Mr. Noah

  • WolfMan831
    WolfMan831

    The Tokyo Olympics getting delayed is sad since the games is the way for Japan to show how much they recovered from 2011 Earthquake, Tsunami, and Nuclear Diaster.

  • Clara Freise
    Clara Freise

    I am German and have never seen a person in lederhosen 😂

  • mayan camera
    mayan camera

    TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER

  • bhram
    bhram

    I just watch his shows to hear his laughter. Its contagious ! 🤣

  • EL Plagua
    EL Plagua

    Look at all the reporter's reactions when they heard him take that classless cheap shot at Romney 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • mob psych
    mob psych

    sounds kinda weird without the laughter in the background🤔😆

  • Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho
    Luis Alejandro Lopez Camacho

    Are those big balls behind Trevor just lamps?

  • Suzanne Barzee
    Suzanne Barzee

    He is such a goof. Love his silliness.

  • MING LEE
    MING LEE

    Fuck the Corna virus

  • Ady Dix9
    Ady Dix9

    educational video with humour 😂👍🏻

  • Kicki Free
    Kicki Free

    Or can you imagine having Trump singing and dancing for us UGH! PUKE!

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