Fuck it Machine. We watched it just because I saw you. I was like fuck it lol
help me figure out what kind of shirt is joe wearing? i want it
Joe "Kevin Hearts brother is a real professional pool player" Rogan
the freez you are talkling about, freez for 2 month and just feed ppl and get back to business, that´s what Denmark is trying to do.
Joe "If you knew him like I know him" Rogan <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="130">2:10</a>:30
"Maybe we should all get together and have a quarantine challenge"........Not sure you understand that quarantine means, Joe.
Mac lethal is not a rapper. He's imitating rappers voice writing his own words in front of his white privilege fans and now he has millions of views. This is like saying every neighborhood rapper is a real rapper. Eminem is a rapper. Thats it
Damn Bert. I know that look buddy. Stay strong. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="87">1:27</a>:17
you two together are terrible it's awesome. burt always make shit lit
We must help predict the future evolution of the healthcare system to have a circumnagivatable response to this virus so we can overcome it as a society. What can the average American citizen stuck at home do other than social distance themselves to the highest extent to help fight?
I wish Bert would realize that there's going to be nothing funny about hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of people dying. Comedy isn't a thing right now. Everyone with a large public status should be finding way to BROADCAST opportunities for the public to mobilize together. You guys are the leaders of us right now whether you like it or not and the bottomline is we are going to potentially very rapidly run out of the healthcare workers that are saving lives and we must be prepared for that. God knows we have enough times on our hands already those that are trapped at home with no way to help.
Wow Rogan is super baked on this one lmfao
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="118">1:58</a>:07 Greatest episode of all time!
Joe "RAWRRAW...GRRROWWRAWR" Rogan
Suddenly Cuomo is the guy, America is fckd.
Oh shit I'm O+
I just watched the Tom Segura video response to Bert. Holy shit that made me laugh.
Senators do Insider Trading all the time as they are exempt from that law. It's shady as fuck, look into it and prepare for your blood to boil LOL.
My step-dad went to school with the BigCat guy in Zanesville, OH. Nobody even knew he had the animals around. It was a GHOST town in Zanesville when he released them, everyone was afraid.
I had it, but barely. 29, stopped smoking 4 years ago, still vaping. Fever hovered around 100 the whole time. Had a cough, but kinda just felt like a hot bong rip in my lungs for about 6 days.
Joe Rogan: we need a leader that's honest and has character. Me: *cough* Bernie Sanders *cough*
@Hunter Deskin anyone with a remote shot of winning at this point fits that qualification. Plus, Bernie is the only one of the three that has the other traits.
CutThroatJuggalo and prone to die soon lol
Yeah it’s more awesome when you find Rogan on your own.
Rogan has become nothing more than a mouthpiece for the establishment
Bert's laugh sounds like a Hyena getting a handy xD love it
It’s still like that in Boston I can vouch shits crazy yur me
Joe you ramble on like a 14 year old stoner let the guest speak , who cares if you pronounce a word is it worth disrupting the guest ? No go with the flow joe
most people think the virus is a scam, people aren t gonna learn shit
I love this podcast, but the fact that joe was clearly higher than usual made it special !
Bert is my role model
Brooksville is a great place to ride dirtbikes atvs
Bonnie and joon, I honestly have more respect for Johnny Depp after their convo
I know you won't see my comment but what burt said about discovering someone and falling in love with the content, I discovered this podcast and it changed my life. You and all of the people you call friends are amazing and I almost feel I could call you friends myself. Thank you for doing this show you're a savior
JMr. Rogan speaks highly about older brother cuomo, and then cuomo pulls the "mothers favorite" card x)
I vote Jamie be the next podcast guest
I'm a big Rogan fan, but it always seems to me that Joe talk's to Bert like he needs to impart wisdom on him like a teacher of some kind? maybe it's just me though..
Tell Alex jones and Eddie Bravo to clear their schedules and be staples on this show during quarantine
oh kiss and their fans were mocked? imagine being a juggalo. we literally are considered gang members for being fans of a band....so i feel the pain.
Joe looking like an army vet lol
Who immediately went to the comment section after the ”black guys” thing lmaooo
I got a 63 kg rottweiler thats attack trained. N im 6,4 18 stone n im the boss. He will kill for me on command had him since 8 weeks. He has bitten me twice but. Fair enough i pushed my luck. He is my best buddy and my bodyguard. If y break into my house your FUCKKKKKKED but he is my best buddy and right now snuggled up on my leg.
I'm not that gyu but Bert is wrong about Cane Corso, they're the swettest (at leat female) and very shy, nothing like an argentino :)
i was watching the joey diaz episode...and could not bring up the comments, long story ..short... do not take a chance. something is very wrong here. very , very wrong...time will tell.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="424">7:04</a> KEKW
The unapologetic belly laughs that phase out to a peep as Bert runs out of oxygen are the best.
I HATE gene simmons and Kiss’ music all sucks dick
Joe's a instigator. Fear factor 3.0 😁
My cat Cupid when she was angry with you and I mean angry she would piss on electronics of yours. To the point of destroying it.
@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="132">2:12</a>:17 “he introduced me to guacamole” the greatest fucking like hahahahaha
Bert is one nice guy. So normally fuked up like the rest of us. Keeping it real. Thanks Joe
I think the 118* degree summer in Arizona is hazardous/real weather too, doesn’t snow in the valley.
Jose, check out the movie "Contagion ". Watched it last night. FRICKIN spooky similarity.....and originated in China🤔😐😦😲
Talk about "Event 201", Joe rogan!
The story of the vent cover that looks like a middle finger goes like this... "The middle finger vent cover house was originally built without the finger. The councilman neighbor did not like this new house obstructing his view of the mountain. After the (finger) house was constructed, the councilman found out that the house was taller then zoning codes allowed. The owner of the middle finger house then had to reconstruct his whole roof to code. Since there was no code against the type of vent you could use this was the homeowners response to the councilman.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="101">1:41</a>:16 I'm only kinda racist and I for sure though he said :black guys" also.
Joe “weve had a lot of weed...and pot” rogan
Joe “the cold builds character “ rogan
Does anyone know what Bert's hat is?
Your special Rocked Burt!!!!
Information or disinformation
What are some of these medications that you are talking about that we should be taking
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="151">2:31</a>. Point of information. Mexicans are Native Americans. Us Mexicans are part of the largest federal unrecognized tribe of the Americas but we won't get recognized because it means we would be able to apply for the benefits the federally recognized tribes receive.
It's a testament to Gene Simmon's character that Bert Kreischer doesn't like him. One would have to be a legendary douche to get on Bert's bad side.
Joe Rogan should be an international ambassador for the U.S.
What a great group of people to be friends with. Rogan , Bert , Diaz
Joe "Sketchy boys set fires to warehouses" Rogan
What's the name of the Whiskey you were drinking here with Bert?🥃🥃
Damn 12 day waiting period. Sounds like commie shit
Yo is Asian...I’m not racist...it’s DNA. I live in China.... RH- A and scared shitless. It is a strange virus.
What is the kettle bell routine they talk about (joe mentions you can use a 35lb bell)
You can get a dog a vasectomy. It isn't super expensive. 34:00
Also @Bert H1N1 exposure supposedly gives you higher immunity against Covid19
Joes animal noises are amazing
Folks in Congress are allowed to insider trade. Every time a bill comes up to stop it both sides shut the bill down. It's not illegal for them to do what Martha Stewart was sent to jail for. They knew and one of the Senators who did it warned his donors.
Burt and Sugera's new special's both sucked.
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Cold weather definitely builds character, I am from Winnipeg, Canada so there is no shortage of "character building". Anyone from an area where they have a decent cold winter, they are a little more tough and resilient, IMO & experience.
Bert has clearly not seen the full Kim K porn
Who disslikes this shit?
who is the friend of berts that used to be a tyrant?? haha
You are wrong about one thing... Jupiter protects us. Our solar system is actually unique from what we have seen. They are either all rocky dead planets like earth or gas giants. Ours has both and Jupiter is so big is soaks up most everything in our solar system that might hit us. Most that is...