True Facts: Mating Dance of the Ostrich
Ostrich Song:
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By Ze Frank
All media used under license and with permission:
Footage of the Ostrich: Jackson Hart Grady
6 Audio Track from Tom Moore:
Voice of Female Ostrich: Caitlin Roukin
Voice of Male Ostrich, Host: Ze Frank
"Ostrich Song" Written and Performed by Ze Frank

  • Joanna Beese
    Joanna Beese

    I fear I may get an email from HR for maniacally giggling at an ostrich mating video while at work but so worth it.

  • Philippe

    She ate something while he was at it lol

  • The Monster
    The Monster

    Remember that vid of a bear getting a operation that’s my favourite vid made of you 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • Auj DuBois
    Auj DuBois

    I feel I must point out we just all watched ostrich porn

  • Greshgore

    If this doesn't earn a Webby award I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

  • Andrew Manche
    Andrew Manche

    you're writing songs now Frank? getting jiggy withit, nananananana - i can see this as a new dance craze

  • Kyle G
    Kyle G

    The ostrich at the beginning reminds me of auhura from star trek

  • bbygurgles

    This song needs to be a ringtone on iTunes!!

  • Paperboy

    This and the puffin are zefrank’s valentine’s day presents

  • Patrick Glover
    Patrick Glover

    Love the internal theme.

  • andyjg13

    "If these kids are idiots I'm gonna track you down."

  • Bogdan Dumitrescu
    Bogdan Dumitrescu

    hey! my name is Pete...

  • BuzzyBee Gacha
    BuzzyBee Gacha

    "Like a millennial at an outdoor music festival" MOOD

  • Another Dimensional Entity
    Another Dimensional Entity

    They are very entertsining

  • Lourdes Garcia
    Lourdes Garcia

    I don't know. I think I laughed harder than I think I should have

  • Himura Kenshin
    Himura Kenshin

    🎶 I spell osDrich with a capital D gotta pay for the O cause the D aint free 🎶 LMAO

  • dsaipha


  • Tyra Rathje
    Tyra Rathje

    Why so much cussing? Sadly, I can't share most of your enjoyable posts with kids or share on Facebook. The latest one I watched (tall, stick figure shrimpy things) was a joy to share!

  • Black Order HQ
    Black Order HQ

    I .. I uhh.. and this.. it just.. but then... ok

  • Crax

    I honestly didn’t know ostriches had dongs until this video showed up, now I want to think twice about my life’s choices.

  • Trippie Hippie
    Trippie Hippie


  • blackwolf899

    I would straight up buy this song on itunes....

  • Gary Hawkins
    Gary Hawkins

    Face to face with one of these, i never felt more judged. Dinosaurs were not nice.

  • Just anostrich
    Just anostrich

    I don't appreciate being in this video.

  • Glenn Peterson
    Glenn Peterson

    Why did the female Ostrich sound midwestern?

  • Alden Mig
    Alden Mig

    I just wanted to see an ostrich dance...

  • Jason Desper
    Jason Desper

    Holy... i laughed so hard i stretched my neck out. Another classic!

  • Evan Dinosaur
    Evan Dinosaur

    Ms.Ostrich sounds pretty depressed. :(

  • bhushan

    All right just get on over with😂😂😂 Ostrich la la la

  • Protiti Khan
    Protiti Khan

    Can someone give zefrank a Grammy for the ostrich song? Come on internet, make it happen!

  • caitlin hess
    caitlin hess

    Zefrank, I personally think you should narrate EVERY nature documentary ever!!! You should do a true facts on the potoo

  • grey sucks
    grey sucks

    1:08 "just go ahead" *"yes :)"*

  • h-44 -39
    h-44 -39

    This is better than the puffin song 100%

  • Nirmal In New York ਸਿਕੰਦਰ ਨਿਰਮਲ ਸਿੰਘ
    Nirmal In New York ਸਿਕੰਦਰ ਨਿਰਮਲ ਸਿੰਘ

    Ohhh ma man stepping it up with the upgrade for 2020....uppin the ante is how a

  • TheJadedRabbit

    I see why the puffin video exists, but this answer only gave me more questions

  • Brandon Henderson
    Brandon Henderson

    If someone told me that this was a Flight of the Concords song, I would believe them.

  • Randy Schryer
    Randy Schryer

    Do fiddler crabs!

  • Tia Waldrip
    Tia Waldrip

    Wish I could have this as a ringtone 🤣

  • Creole Queen of New Orleans
    Creole Queen of New Orleans

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

  • Peter Dahlgaard Mark
    Peter Dahlgaard Mark

    How did you find the bird?

  • Your F.B.I. Agent
    Your F.B.I. Agent

    I want a full length ostrich mating dance song, now.

  • Blessed Beyond measures
    Blessed Beyond measures

    So the male ostrich dancing in the pussy ,crazy

  • Shelley Smith
    Shelley Smith

    the track isn't that expensive check this out

  • Utah Fitz
    Utah Fitz

    zefrank = fucking legend

  • john doe
    john doe

    so much better than billie eilish. at least this has a beat, give this a grammy

  • Baked Buddha
    Baked Buddha


  • Tarif The Random Life
    Tarif The Random Life

    1:55 *NOsoft Demonetization team: *Observes.**

  • Toasty McGee
    Toasty McGee

    ZeFrank should release a Valentine's Day album titled "Avarian Mating Dances"

  • audiogrub

    Another mysterious find in tonight’s rabbit hole adventure...

  • Marjorie Parker
    Marjorie Parker

    What’s the difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole bird

  • kepajoy

    "Big Bird ain't got nothin' on me, Open sesame and you're gonna see" 🤣

  • Major Misfit
    Major Misfit

    I was eating and almost chocked I was caught off guard and started laughing so hard....well done

  • amptaxman

    Female ostrich: “Get it done before I finish lunch.”

  • antigraceful

    little nerdy comment (it's probably already been pointed out by someone even nerdier who didn't take weeks to realize)... That Male Ostrich isn't actually "on his knees" Those are actually ankles, and it's why they bend backwards. But who the fuck can write a sexy song about being on their ankles? lol

  • The Media
    The Media

    I wish mating worked this way for humans.

  • charmaylily

    I've missed you so much you're the only one that makes me laugh uncontrollably!!!

  • Kevin Crowder
    Kevin Crowder

    True fact: this is how sex for zefrank actually goes. His girlfriend still doesn't know his name and just leans over the side of the bed and eats a bag of popcorn.

  • AishaVonFossen

    Is it just me or does the female ostrich look super bored? She's even eating! LOL

  • Tooji Gotez
    Tooji Gotez

    You have to do a video with a baby ostrich 😂

  • Ariel Harmony
    Ariel Harmony

    This made my day